Birds =$$$

Last night, after the Run Club, we had the second session of Angela’s D&D campaign, in which I play Bart Fliegenbart, dwarven chef. In this game we:

• Accosted a man selling barnacles (who was claiming they were goose eggs)
• Went fishing with a rather pleasant ogre
• Performed dentistry on an ox
• Sold a cygnus horibilis egg to a strange noble with a disturbing egg collection
• Bathed the half-elf
• Snuck into a city where we’d been reportedly executed
• Sold some dire cygnets to kobold gondoliers

Fun times were had.

I didn’t really get to cook anything this game except for some cabbage soup, but I did get a tour of the noble’s kitchen and chatted with his chef for awhile. I also earned enough money to buy some really nice kitchen knives.