An interview with Elmer…
“I have with me here today Archmage Elmer, whose researches into the Elemental Plane of Meat are well-known to all in the Order. Archmage, without your studies, the plane itself would be little more than apocryphal, and we certainly wouldn’t have such spells as Elmer’s Beefsteak Balm, Detect Meat, Power Word Marinate, and Wall of Gravy in our libraries.”
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The rest of this interview has been censored due to the presence of “Hold Sausage” jokes.
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