Elmer Archives - Neitherworld Stories

May 9, 2008

A spell! About food!

Shocking. I know. An early excerpt from Elmer’s spell book… The material enclosed in the box below is released via the Open Game License. Epicure Divination Level: Brd 1, Sor/Wiz 1Components: V, SCasting Time: 1 standard actionRange: PersonalTarget: YouDuration: 10 min./levelYou may glean a great deal of information from the food you eat. With a single bite of food, you...

February 13, 2008

Elmer’s Spell Book: Ground Stew

The material enclosed in the box below is released via the Open Game License. Ground Stew Transmutation [Meat] Level: Sor/Wiz 3Components: V, S, MCasting Time: 1 standard actionRange: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)Area: 10-ft. square/level; see textDuration: 1 min./level (D)Saving Throw: Fortitude partial; see textSpell Resistance: No The ground becomes a morass of hot liquid, filled with savory...

September 5, 2007

Meat Elemental

Archmage Elmer researches led to the discovery of the Elemental Plane of Meat. He has been known to employ the grotesque Meat Elementals as warriors and, occasionally, as servants. The material enclosed in the box below is released via the Open Game License. Meat Elemental Meat Elemental, Small Size/Type: Small Elemental (Meat, Extraplanar) Hit Dice: 2d8+2 (11 hp) Initiative: +0...

July 13, 2007

Return to Elmer’s Spell Book

I bet you thought I’d forgotten about him. The material enclosed in the box below is released via the Open Game License. Detect Meat Divination Level: Sor/Wiz 1Components: V, SCasting Time: 1 standard actionRange: 60 ft.Area: Cone-shaped emanationDuration: Concentration, up to 1 min./level (D)Saving Throw: NoneSpell Resistance: No You can detect the presence of meat or once-living tissue. Only meat,...

May 11, 2007

Elmer’s Spell Book: Wall of Gravy

The material enclosed in the box below is released via the Open Game License. Wall of Gravy Conjuration (Creation) [Meat] Level: Sor/Wiz 2Components: V, S, MCasting Time: 1 standard actionRange: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)Effect: Vertical plane of gravy, up to one 5-ft. square/levelDuration: InstantaneousSaving Throw: see textSpell Resistance: No This spell creates an opaque, vertical wall of...